MLS The Daily Kickoff

By Anonymous (not verified), March 22, 2023
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FIVE REASONS TO BE EXCITED ABOUT THE 2023 MLS ALL-STAR GAME PRESENTED BY TARGET

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It's Arsenal. What an exciting moment. Any time you can have a team with such European trophies like the 1970 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup and the 1994 European Cup Winners' Cup and…that appears to be it actually (aside from 13 league titles and a record 14 FA Cups or whatever), but I'm assuming the 1970 and 1994 wins were like really big deals at the time. I wouldn't know, I wasn't even born yet. Anyway, how cool is it they'd come and celebrate the 19th anniversary of their last Premier League title in the states? And I guess it's cool that the guy who coached CF Montréal (Thierry Henry I think his name is?) before Wilfried Nancy apparently played for them once.Believe it or not though, there might be a few more reasons beyond that to already be excited about the 2023 MLS All-Star Game presented by Target. Starting with…Welcoming the champions of England (?)Ok, fine, I guess I'll concede that it might be a celebration of the 19th anniversary of their 2004 Premier League title *and* the one they seem set to win this season. Probably. Most likely. I'll believe the Manchester City Terminator is dead when the last whistle sounds on the last day of the season.But this was in the works for a while, and it seems like a nice boost for everyone involved that the Gunners might be coming directly off a title. It should increase interest in the event overall, and it should also make it even cooler if…I dunno, what if MLS wins?Remember last summer? Right around the same time as this year's All-Star Game? In fact, July 20, 2022 – almost a year to the day, the sun in the sky, birds chirping, the warm summer air enveloping you like a hug from God – Minnesota United and Charlotte both beat Premier League sides. Just a classic mid-year experience.In case you forgot, Charlotte earned a 1-1 draw against Chelsea that went to penalties, which the Crown won with ease. On the same night, Minnesota United just absolutely thumped Everton 4-0. Perhaps that might have been a teensy bit of an omen for how both English-sides’ seasons would go, but that doesn't change the fact that last year's 11th and 19th-place MLS teams beat this season's 10th and 15th-place Premier League teams. And it doesn't change the fact that it was also really funny. Like, really funny.Sure, Arsenal are in first place right now, but if their counterparts in the league can't even handle mid-level MLS sides, what will Arsenal do against a collection of the league's best players?Pseudo-tryout scenarioWith so many young MLS players heading to Europe these days, the chemistry of this event has changed. It used to be about growing the exposure of the game in the states, but things are a whole lot different since the MLS last played a European side in 2019. No really, they are. That's like four whole years ago. And now, there's a chance we could be looking at something vaguely resembling a tryout for some of the league's best growing talents.I'm kind of joking, but also, if a team had any concerns about what a player might look against top-level competition, this can at least give them a kind of sort of taste of that? For example, feels like this will be a decent moment for Thiago Almada to show out as teams get into the heart of the summer transfer window. If he balls in a 30-minute run out against a version of Arsenal, that's something close to proof of concept isn't it?Yeah, maybe we're reaching here. Maybe. Look, when he goes for $40 million immediately after scoring a 30-yard stunner in this game, you and I will know why.No one scoring because Matt Turner!It feels like this is a game where Matt Turner makes his MLS return. Naturally, kind of feels like it might be a clean sheet for Arsenal. But, in a way, wouldn't that kind of be cool? A native son returning from abroad with his fancy new team and reminding everyone how good he is at this? A real moment of "Wow MLS has come so far that MLS players are now showing how good MLS actually is while playing for another team against MLS players."Gunnersaurus (???)I'm assuming they're going to bring Gunnersaurus. In fact, I'm personally demanding they bring Gunnersaurus and that he plays a halftime game against the other MLS mascots. Rapid Man, Crew Cat, Trainy McTrainface, all of them. I'm just saying, how will we ever know if MLS truly measures up to the Prem if Sir Minty can't mark Gunnersaurus out of a match? I'm trying to think about the future of the league here. Frankly, whether this whole thing lives or dies lies with Sir Minty. We always knew it would come to this, but it almost feels reassuring to know that we'll have an outcome soon. It's been a fun ride either way, y'all.

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