WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
- MLS announces new playoff format for 2023 season: Major League Soccer announced the format and schedule for the Audi 2023 MLS Cup Playoffs and MLS Cup presented by Audi. Building on the popular single-elimination format, the 2023 MLS postseason will see the addition of a pair of single-elimination Audi MLS Cup Playoffs Wild Card matches ahead of an enhanced Round One, which now includes a Best-of-3 series. Take a look at the full format here.
After Decision Day on Oct. 21, the playoff schedule will go as follows:
- Wild Card matches (Seeds 8 vs. 9): Oct. 25-26
- Round One Best-of-3 series matches (Seeds 1-8): Oct. 28-Nov. 12
- Conference Semifinals and Conference Finals: Nov. 25-Dec. 3
- MLS Cup presented by Audi: Dec. 9
A PLAYOFF HATER’S SEARCH FOR JOY IN A NEW PLAYOFF FORMAT
When I first heard there might be a new playoff format, I had stars and dreams in my head. I knew it was a long shot. But what if this was the moment? What if this was the moment the league was set to throw the playoffs out the window entirely? I say all that to you, the dear readers of The Daily Kickoff, the world’s first ever soccer newsletter, because I have a confession: I am a playoff hater.
This is true in all things for me. I long for the days when the World Series featured the team with the best record from both leagues and they played like 13 games and one team was liable at all times to throw the entire series because a mobster offered them the life-changing sum of $50. I’ve lost friends for hours at a time after heated arguments over the expansion of the College Football Playoff, even though I know in my heart Georgia is still set to win the next five titles either way.
I know what I like, and why I like it, and it’s because I hate your dreams. Yes, your dreams, charming mid-major team making a run to the Final Four as a 12 seed. I’m not here for Cinderella stories. I want extended, full-season superiority to be valued over the rag-tag group of misfits putting it together for three games at the end of the year. I’m not just a hater, I’m a monster.
So, no, I’m not crazy about the new playoff format… but I don’t like any playoff format. That doesn’t mean I’m going to mope about it. There’s joy to be found in this move. Let’s go on a journey, you and me, hand-in-hand, as we search for the things even haters like me can be excited about.
There will be no “Snokes”
Do you remember in those garbage Star Wars movies (not those, the other ones) where they built up “Supreme Leader Snoke” as the new big bad? This all-powerful, frightening entity hellbent on destroying the galaxy?
Do you also remember when he got randomly and instantly sliced in half before we even reached the halfway mark of what was supposed to be a trilogy? Ok, like, yeah, it was funny. People were surprised. But it also felt totally empty. All that build-up! Zero payoff! Bad movie!
I’ll be honest, that’s how I felt watching New England lose their first and only playoff game of 2021. This team that had just set a record for points in the regular season thanks to an MVP-winning performance from Carles Gil, historically excellent goalkeeping from Matt Turner and a supporting cast of dynamic players got sliced in half after 34 games of buildup.
That won’t happen with this new format. If the big bad goes down, it’s going to be because they got taken down by an eight or nine seed over the course of at least two games. The winner of the first round three-game series won’t feel like a fluke. This means that, most of the time, we’re going to get a lot of higher seeds advancing to the quarterfinals. Yeah, we already did anyway because home field advantage is outsized in MLS, but now the higher seed can get a second chance to get the job done at home if they mess up the first one. Basically, it feels like the higher seeds chances of advancement are even higher now.
This is a narrative improvement and a sneaky competitive improvement. Those of you that want your Cinderella run can still get it. Those of us that want no part of a nine-seed in the quarterfinal can at least concede that winning a play-in game plus a best-of-three against the first seed merits some appreciation. And, in the end, we’re more likely than before to end up with a quarterfinal made up of the four best teams in the regular season.
Remember how that happened last year? Remember how it was actually the best playoffs ever?
More soccer
I like soccer. You’re here, so I imagine you do too. Who are we to complain about more of it?
And, you know, there is some truth to the idea that the end of the year needed more soccer. As fun as the previous format was, it once again felt like 34 games of buildup for a resolution that felt a little too sudden. You do all that regular season and then you play at most four more games and that’s it, it’s over.
With more games baked in, you have a little more meat on the playoff bone. It will take a little longer to get through, but once you get your teeth sunk in, a playoff run will actually feel like a run and not a broad jump across a finish line someone put too close to the start. There will be some momentum to it all in a way that’s probably been missing since the two-legged series went away.
Immediate penalties
I know, I know. Someday someone is going to find a more effective way to decide tournament soccer games (Goalie Wars? Elimination soccer?), but there’s no denying the drama of a penalty shootout. The play-in game and the first round series, if tied after 90 minutes, will all bypass often ineffective extra time periods in favor of going directly to penalty kicks in each game.
It’s going to be hair falling out, hive inducing, fingernails chewed all the way off levels of stress-inducing for the teams involved. There’s going to be a series at some point where all three games go to penalties and everyone involved will need an IV bag once it's wrapped up.
If you’re going to do this whole playoff thing, at least make it entertaining, right? At the end day, ain’t anyone going to be bored by this. Not ever haters like me.
AND OTHER THINGS
- Atlanta United acquire striker Berry from DC United: Atlanta United have added some crucial depth at striker, announcing Tuesday they’ve acquired Miguel Berry in a trade with D.C. United. To land the 25-year-old Spanish-American forward, Atlanta sent up to $250,000 in General Allocation Money to their fellow Eastern Conference club. There's $150k in GAM guaranteed, while another $100k in GAM is incentive-based. D.C. also maintain a sell-on percentage if Berry is transferred.
- Philadelphia Union sign academy forward Pierre to homegrown contract: The Philadelphia Union promoted their latest academy product to the first team Tuesday, inking forward Nelson Pierre to a homegrown contract through the 2026 MLS season with an option for 2027. The 17-year-old becomes the 20th homegrown signing for the club - renowned as one of the league's best producers of young talent. There are several former Union homegrowns currently playing in Europe, including Brenden Aaronson (Leeds United), Paxten Aaronson (Eintracht Frankfurt), Mark McKenzie (Genk), Auston Trusty (Birmingham, on loan from Arsenal), and Jack de Vries (KTP, on loan from Venezia).
- Columbus Crew sign forward Arfsten after SuperDraft selection: The Columbus Crew have signed their top pick from the 2023 MLS SuperDraft presented by adidas, announcing Tuesday that Maximilian “Max” Arfsten has joined the club. Selected 14th overall (1st Round), the 21-year-old forward has signed through the 2024 season with options for 2025-26.
- St. Louis CITY SC sign homegrown midfielder Perez: St. Louis CITY SC have made their second-ever homegrown signing, announcing Tuesday they’ve agreed on a deal with midfielder Miguel Perez. The 17-year-old has joined through the 2025 MLS season with option years for 2026-27. He follows in the footsteps of US youth national team forward Caden Glover, who formally took the homegrown path in early January.
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